I got my friend this bowl from the MoMA (lol) because I really liked it and it’s something that I would have bought for myself. It looks just like how I feel
(Source: clutchvibes, via joyten)
Some of my friends are alcoholic messes and I can’t stand it!!!
My roommate drank two bottles of my rum and almost an entire bottle of creme de coco??!?? while I was gone for a week and then last night I showed him Mandy and he didn’t like it. I can’t wait to live alone. Stupid idiot person lol
I’m afraid to tweet this and offend my roommate but I watched Deadpool 2 the other night after he constantly asked me to rent it and it was like the film equivalent of a pissing Calvin sticker. Had about as much depth as one too
Lol come on I just told y’all I’m on acid!!!
I’m on acid for the first time in 5 years lol
I fucking hate my life rn